tastefullyoffended:

musicalwaysfindsaway:

luckystrikesandtallthings:

waywardswagabond:

we went on splash mountain today

We’re in a stable relationship

I’m surprised you weren’t asked to leave for all that horsing around in the front

There is nothing about this picture that isn’t quality

like despite the couple in the front there’s the guy absolutely freaking out about them kissing and trying to protect jane crocker’s innocence

there’s those two people behind them that absolutely cannot believe what they’re looking at 

and then there’s the guy in the back who is waiting for jesus to take him away from all this nonsense

Tom Hiddleston as Freddie Page in The Deep Blue Sea.

(Source: heyroberto)

scardrop:

no worries women provide little distraction

i do not like women ezio

ezio

i want your dick

poopmcdildos:

I want a sweater just like that, because sometimes I just No.

remyreaper:

eleanordaisyjr:

Tom Hiddleston and his potato [x]

Still a better romance story than Twilight

candysugarbear:

SerenaXiyade is OPEN for Costume Commissions

Spring has come around and my new work studio is finally ready, so it’s time to make you guys some costumes!

Here’s what you need to know about the way I work:

• Simple Pricing- I ask for one flat price for the materials and work after assessing reference pictures. No hourly rate!
• Proper Materials- No goddamn costume satin or raschel lace, jeez
• Prompt Communication- I’ll probably message you too much about each step to keep you updated.
• Local/International Shipping
• Located in NYC/NJ USA- I’ll take your measurements and you can come in for fittings if you’re nearby, and if not I’ll ship you your costume!
• Honesty- If I know that the costume you are asking for is outside of my capabilities or I will be unable to get it to you in time for your event, I will tell you. I would never sell you something I wouldn’t wear myself!

To contact me for a quote, please use private messaging on Facebook, DeviantArt, or email! Please feel free to use the links to familiarize yourself with the kinds of costumes I make.

Please please please do not send me Tumblr Asks for quotes! Any other questions are fine though.

WANT TO WIN A FREE CUSTOM COSTUME?

REBLOG THIS POST~!

To get the word out about my commissions, I’m holding a little giveaway! All you have to do to enter is reblog this post!

• Seriously, just reblog
• You don’t have to be following me
• Unless you want to see nonstop Legend of Zelda and Adventure Time, and hentai on Sundays, then by all means follow me
• Likes do not count
• Reblog as much as you want
• Just don’t piss off your followers
• Keep your Ask box open so I can contact you if you win!

I’ll be randomly choosing TWO WINNERS on April 20th, 2013!

If you win:

• I will make you two pieces of the costume of your choosing, to your custom measurements, and ship them to you for free!
• I will send you an Ask with a congratulatory note, instructions, and my email address.
• You MUST email me within 3 days, or I will choose someone else!
• I will only spend $30 on the materials for your costume, so keep that in mind!
• I love outfits with vinyl, pvc, and any kind of faux leather, and I love to make Vocaloid costumes, but you can send me references from anything!
• I’m telling you now though, I can only make the clothes- no armor, props, or wig styling, I’m sorry!

Alright, get reblogging! <3

I’VE LEVELED UP!

I HAVE LEARNED THE ART OF KNITTING!

NOW TO KNIT MYSELF A BLUE TF2 SCARF

sounds of drums: Hey guys!

damned-and-insidious:

I’ve been feeling bored lately, so here’s a little offer.

Whoever reblogs this post by April 19th will get a Pokemon Egg in their inbox!

And within a week of obtaining this darling little egg, you’ll receive a message of what your egg hatches into! An example would be something like this:

Oh?

The egg is hatching!

A Ponyta hatched from the egg!

Would you like to nickname the newly hatched Ponyta?

What will your egg hatch into?

Reblog and find out!

Who knows, you might even get a shiny! Or a legendary!

hiddlestonertilldeath:

cumber-porn:

purpleshirtofsex:

mishasteaparty:

Tom Hiddleston for Empire Magazine

STOP IT YOU ASSHOLE

YOU ARE RIGHT HANDED AND THAT WAS A LEFT HANDED CARTWHEEL.

you smooth bastard!

Oh god…the porn is back….